M.M.S. Magazine - Summer 1957


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MMS Magazine 1957
PUZZLE SURNAMES.
Lives on a document (4AE).
A colour not white, not black (4AE).
A lot of graceful trees (4AE).
A punishment for vagabonds (4HB).
Makes news with east, west, south (4S).
Bends not corners (4S).
Is she through and through? (41)
Too many of these spoil the broth (S).
A drink for a field worker (S).
With Bob he's a dog powder (S).
Not a fountain pen but contains ink (S).
A young dickie bird (S),
He's small yet often huge and rugged (41).
Nearly a commissionaire (S).
A lot of volcanic rock? (2C).
Still going strong! (2C).
For ever babbling (2C).
Neither fence . . . will bar my path (2C).
A noble name (2C).
Waxworks, a ghost, what you will (2C).

 

DISCOVER MY GEOGRAPHICAL NAME AND
COMPOSE A NAME WITH THEIR CAPITALS.
1.
CORCOOM.
8.
DENIBRUGH.
2.
ANMIARU.
9.
RDOHSEAI.
3.
DNALZNETWIS.
10.
DUSEEN.
4.
PSRAIE.
11.
NAMYREG.
5.
AIDIN.
12.
TALIY.
6.
YECOLN.
13.
BLORDAARO.
7.
SASANK.
14.
OAGSL.
MAVIS GOODALL, 4I.

 

   QUIZ - TEN QUESTIONS.
  1. What bill never needs paying?
  2. Which cup has no handle or saucer?
  3. Which apples never grow on trees?
  4. Which pie flies in the sky?
  5. What could go up a chimney but can't go down the chimney up?
  6. Which house stands in water?
  7. What is black and white but red all over?
  8. What goes up and downstairs but never moves?
  9. What lion cannot roar?
  10. What plane cannot fly?
   G. FLEETWOOD, 2B.

 

REVEAL ANSWERS

 

PERSONAL   PARS—1B.
"Brookie" Brook, fast rugby wing threequarter; "Broady" Broadbent, agile gymnast; "Parrot" Coop, for pronouncements; "Ned Fisher," skilful at handicrafts; "Nezz " Greenhalgh, form artist; "Pesh " Haigh, spokesman; "Hutchy " Hutchinson, story-writer; "Johnny" Johnson, class reader; "Sil" Silverwood, basket ball captain; "Tombo" Thomas, champion cross country runner; "Toggler" Tordoff, form comedian; "Wonk " Womersley, all-round swimmer. Others "Hattie" Hatfield, "Parky" Park, "Progger" Proctor, "Singer" Singleton, "Stonsie" Storrs, "Woody" Wood, "Woody" Woodruff.

Elaine "Boneless" Bowness, nice singer; Betty "Davvy" Davey, good speaker; Patricia "Exit" Exley, good drawer; Judith "Franny" Fray, netball enthusiast; Patricia "Tish" Goodall, net-ball goalie; Denise "Craggs" Hardcastle, good diver; Jean "Hemmy" Hemingway, form mathematician; Anita "Jazz" Jessop, able needleworker; Judith "Miggie" Middleton and Valerie Heeley, industrious monitors; Christine "Wally" Whaley, best sprinter. Others: "Araby" Addy, "Fungy" Angus, "Carrots" Bray, "Horis" Brown, "Cookie" Cooke, "Loppy" Green, "Shelly" Hall, "Tatie" Taylor.

Valerie Todd, very thorough; Anita North, always neat; Audrey Ellis, attitude excellent; Caroline Knowles, constantly kind; Judith Wanless, just witty; Joyce Mitchell, junior miss; Jean Whitehead, juvenile wanderer; Carol Johnston, chattering juvenile; Valerie Firth, very fit; Pamela Stocks, pink socks; Jacqueline Holdroyd, jolly hearty; Joan Hardy, junior Hoptonian; Christine Shackleton, cookery student; Valerie Unsworth, very underrated.

Judith Atack, June angel (?); Maria Webster, mixes well; Christine Tain, clever typist; Irene Webster, improving weekly; Carol Crowther, charming child; Sandra Hilton, sense of humour; John Shaw, jolly steady; David Crowther, dexterous craftworker; Philip Rounding, perfectly responsible; Ian Gawthorpe, improving gradually; Terence Goodall, terrible gossip; Frank Irish, fertile imagination; Stephen Wood, speaks well; Russell Vince, reads volumes.
INITIALLY YOURS, 4S.

 

GHOSTS.

I woke up with a prickling sensation down the back of my neck. I had a feeling something was going to happen. Suddenly I heard a laugh, a quiet one, which rose however to a screech. Then I heard a footfall just outside a door, near me.

As I watched the door slowly opened. Thump, thump, thump, went the footsteps and into the room came a figure. I suddenly found my hair rising on my head and goose pimples were breaking out all over me.

The figure moved slowly across the floor and sat on one of the benches by the table. A bat flitted across the room into my face. Then the room seemed to be filled with things and shapes. When I raised my head I saw that the two benches at the table were filled. I also noticed that the room was filled with a strange glow which came from the table. All those sitting at the table were strangely dressed and carried swords.

Suddenly I heard a noise and into the room walked a man, that is to say from a distance he looked like a man. He, too, was queerly dressed but he had hardly any skin, and his face was exactly like a skull. He sent shivers down my spine.

Slowly "he" or "it" moved towards the table where he sat down in the big armchair. After a while he spoke; his voice seemed to come from the bottom of a deep pit or hole. I cannot remember what he said but I did not like the sound of it at all.

It did not take me long to realise that they were spirits or ghosts. Some more came in bearing dishes and they all ate and drank a lot.

Suddenly the leader rose and began to walk towards me. On he came, step by step, slowly and very deliberately. I got up, stood still for a moment, then ran—out of the doors, down the steps and out on to the moor. After me came all those who had been at the table.

I ran on and on until suddenly I tripped and fell. At that moment dawn showed up over the edge of the moor. One by one the figures disappeared into the moor. Shakily I staggered to my feet and set off walking.

I soon found a road and an inn where I rested. Perhaps I had only imagined it all, but it seemed so real at the time.

MICHAEL HUTCHINSON, 1B.

 

THE DRAMA FESTIVAL.

The adjudicator this year was Mr. Rose, the Drama Lecturer, of Bretton Hall, who brought his expert knowledge and experience to bear on our efforts. The four plays presented, with their respective producers, were as follows: —

Blackburn—"Joan the Maid," Mr. Dormand.
Thornton—"The Old Bull," Mr. Hinkins.
Hardy—"The Willow Pattern," Mr. Haycock.
Bury—"The Stolen Prince," Mr. Kenyon.

Commenting generally (Ed.) "Joan the Maid" was pleasing for its quiet dignity and simplicity; "The Old Bull" for its country atmosphere; "The Willow Pattern," for its charm and beauty of setting; "The Stolen Prince" for its breezy humour.

The adjudicator awarded his points, making the winner Thornton's “The Old Bull."

Best individual performances were awarded to:
Girl—M. Harson (Blackburn).
Boy—Rodney Smith (Thornton).

 

PERSONAL PARS—1A.
S. Barker—off to Grammar School.
A. Bartholomew—swims like a brick.
D. Berry—runner.
C. Brearley—crew-cut.
W. Brook—gymnast.
M. Cooke—the poet.
M. Dransfleld—Ancient Druid.
L. Exley—stitcher.
P. Greaves—low jump.
S. Griffith—all rounder.
J. Hardcastle—piano player.
A. Hirst—acrobatics.
C. Howarth—water lily.
A. Jackson—Girl Guide.
P. Leatham—frenchy.
C. Lockwood—the nightingale.
S. Mallinson—cook.
K. Owen—mathematical genius.
S. Spencer—the fish.
L. Nelson—Lady Hamilton.
M. Guest—story writer.
G. Rhodes—back stop.
M. Varley—Long Tall Sally.
A. Stead—Arty.
A. Barker—the terrier.
R. Barber—farmer.
M. Binns—gas bag.
D. Gibbs—Curly.
S. Hickman—the noisy one.
R. Jackson—Professor.
R. Johnson—Bowler.
J. Kaye—Batsman.
J. Kelly—the quiet one.
D. Marsden—a little fiddler.
G. Oldroyd—twinkle toes.
I. Tattershall—keeps fiddling.
R. Walker—handy with a hammer.
S. Williams—soprano.
S. Ledgard—streaked lightning.
A. Pratt—Boy Scout.
A. Sykes—Giant.
M. Harris—Tweed, Special Investigator.

 

PARENT-TEACHER ASSOCIATION.
President: C. Besly.
Chairman: L. Sangster.
Treasurer:  Mr. Fenwick.
Secretary: Miss Collomosse.

EVENTS OF 1956-57.
November 19th—"Come back to School," for Parents.
December 13th—Social Evening.
January 19th—Film Show and Talk by Mrs. E. G. Hitchen, “Scandinavian Journey."
February 13th—The Vocational 4th Form.   Talks by Headmaster and 4th Form teachers. Ask your parents quiz.
March 13th—"Careers," Talk and Film by Youth Employment Officer.
April 10th—"Domestic Science Today "—Mrs. E. M. Whitaker.
May 8th—Musical Evening—Mr. W. G. Williams and School Choir.
June 19th—P.C. Wright on "Road Safety."

 

SPEN VALLEY INTER-SCHOOL ATHLETIC SPORTS
Abbreviations:—
H.G.S Heckmondwike Grammar School
M.G.S. Mirfield Grammar School
W.M.G.S. Whitcliffe Mount Grammar School
S P. South Parade Secondary Modern School
M.M.S. Mirfield Modern School

Results - Track Events.
100 yds.
(Girls 11-18)
1 WMCS
2 Christine Whitley MMS
3 MGS
100 yds.
(Boys 11-13)
1 Stephen Ledgard MMS
2 High St.
3 WMGS
100 yds
(Gills 13-15)
1 Judith Shooter MMS
2 MGS
3 WMGS
100 yds.
(Boys 13-15)
1 HGS
2 Allan Jones MMS
3 WMGS
150 yds
(Girls 11-18)
1 WMGS
2 MGS
3 Elspeth Whitaker MMS
150 yds
(Girls 13-15)
1 WMG
2 High St
3 Jacqueline Popplewell MMS
220 yds.
(Boys 11-13)
1 MGS
2 Allan Bayner MMS
3 High St.
220 yds.
(Boys 13-15)
1 MGS
2 Rodney Brown MMS
3 WMGS
80 yds. Hurdles
(Girls 11-13)
1 Wendy Oldroyd MMS
2 Elspeth Whitaker MMS
3 MGS & WMGS
80 yds. Hurdles
(Boys 11-13)
1 Michael Harris MMS
2 High St.
3 WMGS
80 yds. Hurdles
(Girls 13-15)
1 Christine Walls MMS & MGS
(Tie)
3 WMGS
80 yds. Hurdles
(Boys 13-15)
1 John Shaw MMS
2 MGS
3 WMGS
Field Events.
High Jump
(Girls 11-13)
1 MGS
2 SP
3 Pamela GreavesMMS
High Jump
(Boys 11-13)
1 High St.
2 Richard Slaney MMS
3 WMGS
High Jump
(Boys 13-15)
1 High St.
2 Kenneth Walls MMS
-
Long Jump
(Girls 11-13)
1 WMGS
2 MGS
3 Margaret Ryder MMS
Throwing the Discus
(Girls 13-15)
1 MGS
2 WMGS
3 Valerie Firth MMS
Throwing the Discus
(Boys 13-15)
1 Christopher Kennedy MMS
2 WMGS
3 MGS
Throwing the Javelin
(Girls 11-13)
1 WMGS
2 Christine Buckingham MMS
3 MGS
Throwing the Javelin
(Boys 11-13)
1 MGS
2 Rodney Smith MMS
3 MGS
Putting the Shot
(Boys 13-15)
1 MGS
2 Christopher Kennedy MMS
3 MGS

FINAL RESULT
(Modern School Section)
 
1 Mirfield Modern School
135½ points
2 High Street Sec. Mod.
71 points
3 South Parade Sec. Mod.
68 points

A resounding success! Congratulations to school and their trainers, Mrs. Pickersgill and Mr. Cook. Ed.

 

INTER-HOUSE SOCCER - 1956-57.
SENIOR
 
JUNIOR
Blackburn
5
Bury
0
 
Blackburn
5
Bury
10
Hardy
0
Thornton
0
 
Hardy
9
Thornton
0
Blackburn
1
Thornton
3
 
Blackburn
3
Thornton
0
Bury
0
Hardy
1
 
Bury
0
Hardy
2
Blackburn
10
Hardy
1
 
Blackburn
3
Hardy
1
Bury
0
Thornton
6
 
Bury
8
Thornton
2

1. Thornton
3. Hardy
 
1. Blackburn
3. Bury
2. Blackburn
4. Bury
 
2. Hardy
4. Thornton

 

INTER-HOUSE SWIMMING COMPETITION

1. Thornton
2. Bury
3. Blackburn
4. Hardy

 

INTER-HOUSE CROSS COUNTRY RUN
JUNIOR
 
SENIOR
1. Blackburn
3. Hardy
 
1. Blackburn
3. Bury
2. Bury
4. Thornton
 
2. Thornton
4. Hardy

 

INTER-HOUSE BOXING COMPETITION

SENIOR
5 st.—6 st.-7 Hennel — T
6-8—7-0 Mountain — T
7-1—7-8 Wakerley — T
7-8—8-0 Walls — H
8-0—9-0 Birkett — H
Heavies Kennedy — H
 
 
 
1. Thornton —  2. Hardy —  3. Bury —  4. Blackburn

JUNIOR
4st — 5st. MacKenzie — H
5-1—5-7 Crowther — H
5-8- 6-0 Walker — B
6-1—6-7 Wharton — B
6-8—7-0 Rudkin — T
Heavies Webster — B
 
 
 
1. Blackburn  —  2. Hardy  —  3. Thornton  —  4. Bury